Ode to an iced latte

By Navni and Urvee M

What is it you do to me?

Tall and slender coffee. .
The chocolate flakes add to your sex appeal
All in all, you are a satiating meal
Yes, it is the real deal.
So wonderful inside of me you feel
The deepest of wounds you can heal
Over you, many bonds we seal.
From my emotionless self, my heart you steal
Leaving me the remains to peel
In my anguish, over I keel
In your holy presence, I kneel
Instilling within me moans and squeals.
In my head you make me turn cartwheels
You give me the confidence to not don heels
Making me feel like Jessica Biel.
Justin is a worthy opponent
But I would pitch him under any tent
In front of him I would like to be bent
Smothered with kisses; totally spent
Yes, that is exactly how it is meant
And that is how this glorious ode ents.

(25th jan 2009.. or somewhere close to it)