Sunday, December 12, 2010

I feel Twitty

I think I'm treating this blog like Twitter. Well, a non-public version of Twitter, which I'm sure is beyond everyone's imagination. (Am I on to something here Mark Zuckerberg?) Which reminds me, I recently joined Twitter (Yes I am a sell out. I'm even thinking of getting a BB). But I had absolutely nothing to tweet about. I guess it's quite convenient, reading the most immediate updates by all those beyond one's reach. So far, I have followed only Nigella Lawson, a couple of journalists, some fashion magazines, Nadal, Michael C Hall and Desmond Harrington. Dexter mode. But I just don't see myself getting hooked to it, the way I am to Facebook.

Maybe I just need to give it time. Everyone deserves a second chance. But the sound of tweeting just does not appeal to me. It reminds me of Old McDonald who had a farm. With a tweet tweet here and a tweet tweet there. Till he shut down his farm and became old McDonald who has a multi-billion dollar international fast food chain. Diversion: Why does Ronald McDonald have such huge shoes??? And why does he have that creepy smile on his face? Does this make people want to eat there more? I have gone past McDonalds so many times and it is insane the amount of times I have seen grown adults sitting on his lap. Why oh why? Personally, getting chummy with a clown type thing who looks terribly like a pedo has never been on my to-do list. Call me closed-minded but NO. I do love the McChicken burger though. :)

It's surprising how McDonalds' food varies in different countries. India and the USA are some of the few places where they keep vegetarian options. I get the variance with respect to vegetarianism, it makes sense. But when will the apple pie come to India? Please come soon, I want to eat you*. Apples are wonderful. They can be made into juice, pie, cake, cider, martinis, candy. So can most other fruits, but they don't keep the doctor away now do they? (I know this is not funny). Pommes.


So.. Twitter. I guess I'll give it another shot. I just thought of a bunch of people I want to stalk. La la la . .
*creepy Ronald grin*

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* Thank you Ratieka for reminding me of those apple pies. I've been drooling since.

When pissed beyond belief, go to a seemingly isolated place and yell "NONDE??!"

Yes, it works.

Past Cullen-ary skills

With teeth as sharp as swords
And skin as white as snow
Beauty that would put to shame all the Greek Gods
His intense honey eyes glow

His touch as cold as ice
Perfectly melts upon the warmth of (my) skin
Devoid of any vice
His gaze commanding sin

His voice – a reflection of perfection
Sensually whispers in soft undertones
Never failing to get an erection :D
His massive manhood makes one moan

With pleasure unknown to humankind
He effortlessly fills every void
Takes over body and mind
Life and death alloyed